Cory:
Okay, look, here's the deal. I need you guys to be very mature about this and talk about, you know...S-E-X.
Mom:
On camera?
Cory:
It's for school.
Dad:
What the heck are they teaching you?
Mom:
I'll go first. I'll be very direct. Sex is like voting. It's a privilege you may choose to exercise when you're old enough.
Dad:
Go on...
Mom:
And you don't want to vote for someone you haven't known for a really long time or don't have strong feelings for because you may be stuck with that person for quite a while.
Dad:
Yes, sex is like voting. You go behind a curtain, you do your thing, and then you get to do it again...in four years.