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Two hours to whiten my teeth? But that means I won’t be able to eat for 120 minutes. What do they expect me to do while I’m watching TV? Just sit there?

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From United States of Tara.

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FInally got a chance to sift through all of the episodes of United States of Tara and I’ll be posting a GIFset of all the alters tomorrow. Hooray!

Breaking Bad.

Breaking Bad.

Breaking Bad.

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Friends
Phoebe: Hey, Joey.
Joey: Hey, Pheebs.
Phoebe: ...how come you're watching a Rabbi play electric guitar?
Joey: Because I can't find the remote.
To get old…it’s a terrible thing. We should do it in reverse so that we can appreciate the strength. The only consolation in the creaks and the limited range of vision…is that we don’t endure it alone.
—Ian McShane as King Silas Benjamin in Kings
Kings
Reverend Samuels: You are very polite, David.
David: It's just the way I was raised.
Reverend Samuels: You should do something about that before you grow up.

As Grace Helbig would say, “THIS IS TITS.” I strongly encourage every single one of you to trek on over to the NBC website and watch the premier of this. It will BLOW YOUR MIND.

Annie’s Song

I see you when you smile,

and I want to sing a song,

but then I write the words,

and they always come out wrong,

they come out wrong.

I feel it in my fingers;

I feel it in my toes,

but then the words get frozen

in my mouth like eskimos.

I like your nose.

Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, Annie.

Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, Annie’s song.