Two hours to whiten my teeth? But that means I won’t be able to eat for 120 minutes. What do they expect me to do while I’m watching TV? Just sit there?
FInally got a chance to sift through all of the episodes of United States of Tara and I’ll be posting a GIFset of all the alters tomorrow. Hooray!
As Grace Helbig would say, “THIS IS TITS.” I strongly encourage every single one of you to trek on over to the NBC website and watch the premier of this. It will BLOW YOUR MIND.
I see you when you smile,
and I want to sing a song,
but then I write the words,
and they always come out wrong,
they come out wrong.
I feel it in my fingers;
I feel it in my toes,
but then the words get frozen
in my mouth like eskimos.
I like your nose.
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, Annie.
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, Annie’s song.