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What if you really could buy happiness? Like you could go to the store and pick up some happiness while you’re grocery shopping or you could replace the fries in your combo with a side of happiness because you think it will compliment your burger better. That’d be cool.

(Source: kalinified)

Stephanie
Her: Are you doing drugs, impregnating girls, getting in fights? Shoplifting?
Me: All of the above. I'm addicted to heroin, have seven children (all from different girls), am on probation right now due to the last fight I got in, and have a $500 fine I have to pay for stealing a pair of Spiderman underwear from Kohl's. It's pretty bad.