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Whitening my teeth whilst doing homework I most definitely could have done ALL day today but put off “because I didn’t feel like it.” I think it’s entirely possible that I will be pulling my first all-nighter tonight. And then I have to work at 8:00 tomorrow morning. WHY AM I SUCH AN IDIOT.

Whitening my teeth whilst doing homework I most definitely could have done ALL day today but put off “because I didn’t feel like it.” I think it’s entirely possible that I will be pulling my first all-nighter tonight. And then I have to work at 8:00 tomorrow morning. WHY AM I SUCH AN IDIOT.

"Boy Meets World"
Cory: Okay, look, here's the deal. I need you guys to be very mature about this and talk about, you know...S-E-X.
Mom: On camera?
Cory: It's for school.
Dad: What the heck are they teaching you?
Mom: I'll go first. I'll be very direct. Sex is like voting. It's a privilege you may choose to exercise when you're old enough.
Dad: Go on...
Mom: And you don't want to vote for someone you haven't known for a really long time or don't have strong feelings for because you may be stuck with that person for quite a while.
Dad: Yes, sex is like voting. You go behind a curtain, you do your thing, and then you get to do it again...in four years.