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Damn, Jerry! You jumped in a creek for a burrito? What would you do for a Klondike bar, kill your wife?
—Amy Poehler as Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Parks and Recreation
Leslie: "Hey! What are you doing here?"
Ben: "Uh...I just wanted to tell you something. In person."
Leslie: "Oh, my god. I'm pregnant. Wait. What? No. That's not it."