August 2011
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Anybody want to fall in love?
I’m up for grabs.
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At the Angelika for "A Good Old Fashioned Orgy"
Random guy: "Excuse me, what's the line for?"
80-year-old woman: "The Orgy."
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Look. All I know is: you and I belong together. I mean, I have always been able...
– Cory Matthews, “Boy Meets World”
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I do my thing, and you do your thing. You are you, and I am I. And, if in the...
– Topanga Lawrence, “Boy Meets World”
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"Boy Meets World"
Cory: Okay, look, here's the deal. I need you guys to be very mature about this and talk about, you know...S-E-X.
Mom: On camera?
Cory: It's for school.
Dad: What the heck are they teaching you?
Mom: I'll go first. I'll be very direct. Sex is like voting. It's a privilege you may choose to exercise when you're old enough.
Dad: Go on...
Mom: And you don't want to vote for someone you haven't known for a really long time or don't have strong feelings for because you may be stuck with that person for quite a while.
Dad: Yes, sex is like voting. You go behind a curtain, you do your thing, and then you get to do it again...in four years.
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I stopped putting my heart out on the line because...
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My Particularly Eventful Uneventful Evening
Tonight I took the DART Red Line Rail to the Mockingbird Station to meet one of my friends at the Angelika Film Center (Dallas) to watch “Another Earth” (more to come on the movie later).
Upon arriving at the Parker Road Station (which my new apartment is LITERALLY only five minutes away from!) about four minutes before the train was set to depart at 8:25, I heard the little...
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I want to be Spiderman.
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Justin (in regards to a photo in which he is...
Justin: Whenever you need motivation, look at this. Remember: you can do it!
Me: I'm printing this out and sticking it to my bathroom mirror.
Justin: That's kinda...not what I intended.
Me: The bathroom is where I need the most motivation.
This made me tear up.
Anonymous asked: I just wanted to let you know I was thinking about you today.
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Five traits that I believe entail a "good" person:
1. Character: the person must have a sense of self not derived from others’ acceptance and must not be willing to sacrifice self in order to please others.
2. Integrity: the person must understand that to be trusted, one must be integrous, even in the most difficult situations.
3. Honesty: the person must know that honesty is the key to successful relationships and that dishonesty in any...