If you are what you eat,
frightenedfromfriction: Are cannibals the only real humans?
I am a Couch Potato
I have become a TV junkie. It’s like I’m on drugs. I have to feed my addiction or I start going through withdrawals. Couch potato? That’s me! Do I regard this as a problem? No. Not really. I don’t have any friends, so I forge relationships with characters in TV shows. They’re more well-rounded and complete than most “real” people I know anyways. You never...
Him: This girl I know is coming by around eight o'clock.
Me: Is she your girlfriend?
Him: No, but I want her to be.
Me: Well, if you want to be her lover, you've got to get with her friends. Make it last forever, because friendship never ends.
American Horror Story
Vivien: I'm not usually much of a cupcake girl, myself.
Constance: Ha! They're not for you. At your age? You might as well just...Crazy Glue a stick of butter to your ass.
All of the TV shows I like end up getting...
Anonymous asked: If someone is stupid, they don't have the right to an opinion?That seems like a stupid notion to hold, but that's your opinion, which you have the right to have. This is because being a person gives one basic rights (like the ability to possess an opinion), not intelligence.
I think the world would be a better place if everyone were like me. That sounds narcissistic. It is. But there’s nothing wrong with that. I’m a great person. Not perfect, but well-rounded. I love when old ladies give me hugs when I’m at work for finding the set of keys they lost. This has only happened once. But it made me so happy. I have difficulty holding a conversation or...
mrskalnoky: Don’t worry, everything is going to be oxygen potassium.
I’m vacationing right now in Oklahoma City, OK. I drove out to visit some friends and I’m staying at their house. It’s nice being here. It’s nice interacting with people on a social level. It’s nice just to be around others I’m not either managing or assisting at work, or living with in my apartment. Laughing, joking, entertaining their 10-month-old daughter,...
Always question where your loyalties lie. The people you trust will expect it,...– Emily VanCamp, Revenge
I’m under-appreciated by everyone. No one really understands my personality or how my brain works. I might have some sort of atypical version of autism that hasn’t been discovered yet.
Parks and Recreation
Leslie: "Hey! What are you doing here?"
Ben: "Uh...I just wanted to tell you something. In person."
Leslie: "Oh, my god. I'm pregnant. Wait. What? No. That's not it."