The kids have it all figured out.
One of those obnoxious "ask me a number and I'll...
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? It screws up my Feng Shui to leave them open, so I close them every night. 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? I don’t often visit hotels. I have taken them before, but I’m not kleptomaniacal about making sure I don’t forget to swipe them from the bathroom before I leave. 3: Do you sleep with your...
Because there’s nothing more beautiful than the way the ocean refuses to stop...– (via graydayson)
In the not-so-distant future...
I believe there is a possibility that humans will eventually evolve into a single gender. It makes sense from an evolutionary perspective. Survival of the species. No more gay, no more straight, no more bisexual… Just love.
Email to my Professor
Professor Stern, I am completely aware that this is very irresponsible of me, but I waited LITERALLY until the last minute to start the paper that is due tomorrow. I do this all the time and I always tell myself “Next time, you’re NOT going to do it the night before,” but, unfortunately, that never happens. And this time my procrastination has really hit me where it hurts. At...
That 70's Show
I just finished watching the last episode of “That 70’s Show.” I wasn’t allowed to watch it when I was younger. Something about it being only about drugs and a bad influence. But I started watching it (every episode is streaming on Netflix!) right after I moved out of my parents’ house and it really is what everyone says: amazing. The way that the show epitomizes...
Alone. Yes, that’s the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue....– Stephen King (via conspicuousme)
86 year old makes a rage comic. It's beautiful. →